04 mars 2008

Överskrift?

*Javisst Hill, rött får din bakdel att se enorm ut.

* Varför gifte jag mig med henne? Herre Gud! Varför?

* Någonstans sitter två feta tjejer och väntar i en jacuzzi och här sitter jag och lyssnar till hennes babbel.

* Rush har rätt, hon låter som Nurse Ratchett.

* Var är Monica när jag behöver henne?

Ett skratt behövs ibland! Tack Denny !
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Jean Moulin sa...

En söt liten historia:

Bill was driving a white pick up and on a muddy path late at night ran over a skunk family trying to cross the road. Hillary screamed at him to stop, which he did. When she went back she found papa skunk and mama skunk very much dead, but baby skunk still alive but barely. She picked it up and got inside the car. Bill faked compassion but even he came around when the baby skunk began to shiver with shock and cold. “Keep it warm,” he told Hillary. So she put it gently in her lap and tried to keep it warm between her legs. “But what about the smell?” she asked Bubba. “Oh, just put your handkerchief over its nose,” answered the future 42nd president of the United States.

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